BEN NEVIS
STUPID!! LONG WALK! ALMOST PASSED OUT!! NO CAFE ON TOP!!!!!!!!!!! NO TOILETS!! just a very big cliff.. would not reccomend unless you want to be able to see the whole of scotland and almost fall off a cliff while youre going to pee.
LONDON
there is SOME things to do. but it is HOT and the trains are STUPID and BUSY and they make that stupid sound for some reason. have u ever been to the cholera pump? i went to the cholera pump once. its in london and it has cholera in it. i want to go to london when it snows i think itd be rlly nice.
BOURNEMOUTH
its too busy in the summer because as soon as the sun comes out EVERYONE IN THE SOUTH OF ENGLAND seems to think "oooh weathers nice lets go to BOURNEMOUTH beach" but in the winter its less busy and the market and the christmas trees are rlly nice and the bubble tea place there is nice
POOLE
it is OKAY. there is some things to do. and theres fireworks in the summer and theres a shopping center and charity shops. the museum is nice when its open (its actually not open until 2025 because apparently they are turning it into a good museum thanks to the national lottery)
SOUTHAMPTON
literally just london but smaller
EDINBURGH
theres a castle and nice gardens i guess i dont know i was only there for like an hour
GLASGOW
its like london except theres a horse with a traffic cone on its head and the traffic light buttons have sensors instead of buttons i was also only there for like 2 hours and i was too scared to try the deep fried mars bar. i went into this building? it was like a bit of museum and a bit of library and there was a lecture on for some reason i have no idea what building it was?? i just remember it. and i went into an actual art gallery somewhere i think im trying to remember all this from like 4 months ago (i do remember the free things to do in glasgow list was very helpful)
WEYMOUTH
its like bournemouth but they have cheap ice cream and its like slightly quieter
DORCHESTER
like poole but it has more museums and its own app apparently. the poundbury mcdonalds is rlly weird why is that mcdonalds like that im not complaining its a rlly nice mcdonalds i got breakfast there once but it looks like it used to be someones house and they turned it into a mcdonalds look up pictures of it it literally just looks like a big house with a mcdonalds sign on it i wouldnt be surprised if someone actually lives there
GREGGS
love greggs but i always seem to walk there. my legs hurt.
EASTLEIGH
AHAHAARARHARRAHAHARARARAH THIS PLACE IS LOVELY I LOVE WHEN MY TRAIN STOPS FOR 8 HOURS 8 WHOLE STUPID HOURS I LEFT THAT TRAIN AFTER LIKE HALF AN HOUR BUT IMAGINE IF I WAITED THE WHOLE TIME I WOULDVE GOTTEN BACK AT LIKE 4AM
BASINGSTOKE
there is literlly nothing here i just wanted to go to miniso. the greggs was rlly modern it was the most modern greggs ive ever been to its kind of nice theres like a big shopping center.
BRIDPORT
i have been to the morrisons here many times on the way to devon. i dont know what else is here i dont think there is anything else to do
PORTLAND
stone sculptures are nice. view from olympic rings is nice. lighthouse is BORING. nothing else to do. in conclusion go here if u are looking for a boring day out.